UAL Week 3 Fantasy Football Preview

**GAME OF THE WEEK**

Ricky’s Blunt Force (OPR 3) vs The Slowskies (OPR 2)

Yahoo Projected: Ricky’s Blunt Force 122 vs The Slowskies 128

The stage is set for this week’s **Game of the Week** as Ricky’s Blunt Force looks to not only snap The Slowskies undefeated streak but also overtake them in the UAL Official Power Rankings.  The two highest Week 3 Yahoo projected fantasy-scoring lineups square off at sunset for what should be nothing short of an old-fashioned shoot out.

A QB controversy has emerged amongst The Slowksies management, as they own three QBs that all have favorable Week 3 matchups.  When asked who The Slowskies would start this week, Slowskies management replied, “Smoke em if you got em” and then proceeded to explain how they look to jump on the Vick Stick and ride it all night long.

In a bizarre set of Waiver Wire events, The Bear Jews used their higher waiver wire priority to pick up Darren Sproles over Matthews true replacement, Mike Tolbert.  This mistake allowed RBF to handcuff the banged up Matthews with Tolbert, who should have a big week versus the Seahawks as Matthews looks as if he will be riding the pine the entire game in Week 3.

This should be a really close match.  However, I am going to have to give the slight edge to The Slowskies this week, as their studs all have juicy juicy juicy matchups.  If for some reason Andre Johnson retweaks his ankle and is limited on Sunday then maybe Foster could get a lot more work, however, as of now I feel that he is over projected as the Texans should be looking to go to the air instead of the ground versus the Dallas defense. 

The Bedwetters (OPR 6) vs Nevermore (OPR 5)

Yahoo Projected: Bedwetters 108 vs Nevermore 114

During the Week Shul made what appears to be a favorable trade, as he now owns the best backfield in the UAL.  In honor of the newly aquired Raven, Shul changed the name of his franchise from Shul to Nevermore (still arguably the gayest name in the league).  Look for Ray Rice to have a bender of a welcoming party, as he should go nuts in Week 3 against the beat down Browns.  The Bedwetters have managed to stay in the top half of the UAL due to how good they look on paper, but it is imperative that they find away to motivate there players as soon as possible.

Cleveland Steamers (OPR 1) vs The Bear Jews (OPR 11)

Yahoo Projected: Cleveland Steamers 115 vs The Bear Jews 109

In Week 3, The 2-0 Cleveland Steamers look to stay undefeated versus the 0-2 Bear Jews.  The Cleveland Steamers have put up back to back monster weeks, as the have beaten their opponents by an average of 66 points per game.  However, the Bear Jews should not be underestimated this week as Mendenhall goes up against the Bucs and McFadden gets to go against the cowardly Cardinals.  In addition, the Steamers first overall pick, Andre Johnson is questionable this week as he hurt his ankle during the Week 2 overtime thriller.  The edge for now goes towards The Steamers, but if Andre Johnson is severely limited with his injury then The Bear Jews do become the favorite in this matchup.  The Steamers have been getting great production out of their late drafted backfield, and will need Forte (vs Packers), and Best (vs Minnesota) to find a way to step up once again.

Weiner (OPR 10) vs The Gentle Turtles (OPR 7)

Yahoo Projected: Weiner 111 vs Gentle Turtles 108

Look for Weiner to grab his first win of the season this week versus the reigning champ.  The Gentle Turtles look great on paper but have had a rocky start to the 2010 season.  Favre will spend most of Sunday handing off and then giving Adrian Peterson some quality butt slaps as he runs all over the Lions.  Weiner should be able to wake MJD up this week, as he still needs to prove why he was taken #3 overall.  Romo will find Austin early and often this Sunday, and the Cowboy duo will be The Gentle Turtles downfall.

Breaston Plants (OPR 4) vs Clever Team Name (OPR 9)

Yahoo Projected: Breaston Plants 122 vs Clever Team Name 109

The Breaston Plants are quite titillated because on Monday they were wary of having to go against Ray Rice vs Cleveland and Knownshon Moreno vs the Colts, but now all they are up against is Benson and Buckhalter.  The Breaston Plant’s backfield has some tasty matchups and with CTN’s stud wideout, Larry Fitzgerald, being shadowed by Asomugha, Breaston Plants should win quite easily this week.

   

Drinking a Forte (OPR 8) vs Karma Wheel (OPR 12)

Yahoo Projected: 112 vs Karma Wheel 110

It is obvious that Karma Wheel’s management is lacking discipline, evident by Braylon Edwards recent DUI and hobo like beard.  Drinking a Forte will capitalize on all of the recent media distractions surrounding Karma Wheel and wins by 7.




Good luck to everyone in Week 3.

The Commish