Week 5 Fantasy Football Recap by Grant Rice

Weiner – 121, Breaston Plants – 107

In the upset of the week, Weiner knocked off the OPR #1 Breaston Plants.  Gates played well (20 pts) but it wasn’t enough as Miles Austin put up another elite line (34 pts).  Austin’s performance helped Weiner squeak out the win despite Dwayne Bowe’s case of the dropsies.

Clever Team Name – 110, Ricky’s Blunt Force – 106

Except for TE Vernon Davis, the Blunt Force underperformed pretty much across the board, losing a close game to CTN.  CTN got good lines from his backs (Jones and Benson) and Fitz and is looking for Manning to step up next week in an important game against Drinking a Forte.

Nevermore – 166, Drinking a Forte – 119

Nevermore’s backfield finally gave them the performance they were looking for after the blockbuster trade to pair Chris Johnson (28 pts) with Ray Rice (34 pts).  This, in addition to solid performances from the WR corps, helped Nevermore win despite Jermichael Finley’s injury.  Drinking a Forte suffered the loss of Joseph Addai and look to next week with trepidation given their massive hole at RB2.

Karma Wheel – 113, Slowskies – 90

Karma Wheel went ahead and rolled over the Slowskies without starting a defense.  An interesting strategy, and not one I expect many other league managers to adopt, despite the Wheel’s win.  Despite their winning record, the Slowskies are the team everyone wants to play right now.  Until Pierre Thomas comes back, the Slowskies are stuck in the horns of a dilemma, having to choose between Tim Hightower and Ladell Betts. 

Bear Jews – 132, Gentle Turtles – 77

This was a huge, huge win for the Bear Jews.  Hakeem Nicks and Brandon Lloyd combined for 72 fantasy points.  The Turtles, meanwhile, lost their WR3 to injury early in the contest and were never really in this game.  The Turtles will likely be looking to make some moves this week, given the injuries that are piling up among their receivers.  In addition to Clayton, Megatron and Steve Smith (CAR) will likely miss coming weeks due to injury.

Bedwetters – 143, Cleveland Steamers – 137

This was a shootout.  Trailing 10 pts heading into Monday night, the Bedwetters needed a big line from Percy Harvin.  Brett Favre obliged, tossing his 501^st and 502^nd career TD passes to Harvin and getting the Bedwetters the win.  Malcolm Floyd also tacked on 37 fantasy points.

Week 5 All-Fantasy Team

QB: Phillip Rivers (431 passing yards, 2 TDs, 25 fantasy points)

RB: Ray Rice (133 rushing yards, 4 receptions, 26 receiving yards, 2 TDs, 34 fantasy points)

RB: Chris Johnson (131 rushing yards, 1 reception, 1 receiving yard, 2 TDs, 28 fantasy points)

WR: Malcolm Floyd (8 receptions, 213 yards, 1 TD, 37 fantasy points)

WR: Hakeem Nicks (12 receptions, 130 yards, 2 TDs, 39 fantasy points)

WR: Miles Austin (9 receptions, 166 yards, 1 TD, 34 fantasy points)

TE: Vernon Davis (5 receptions, 104 yards, 1 TD, 21 fantasy points)

Grant Rice

UAL Week 5 Fantasy Football Preview

Week 5 is upon us.  The bye weeks have begun and roster depth now becomes a major issue for many UAL managers.

**GAME OF THE WEEK**

Nevermore (OPR 6) vs Drinking a Forte (OPR 8)

Yahoo Projected: Nevermore: 108 vs Drinking a Forte: 113

In a week where the UAL seems to lack any real compelling matchups Nevermore versus Drinking a Forte becomes the Keystone Light **GAME OF THE WEEK**.

This matchup will come down to Monday Night and will be determined by how fast Brett Favre gels with Randy Moss.  Will the Favre naked pics drama hurt Randy’s numbers?  My guess is Favre sounded like such a bitch on those voice mails he is going to be real fired up and throw two TDs to Moss and Drinking a Forte will take down Nevermore and their great backfield.

Cleveland Steamers (OPR 2) vs The Bedwetters (OPR 7)

Yahoo Projected: Cleveland Steamers: 122 vs Bedwetters: 108

The Steamers made a trade with The Bedwetters this week and if for some reason Andre Johnson sits out again it might be one of The Bedwetters’ old players, Dez Bryant, that tries to take them down.  The Steamers are without Tom Brady this week and are starting Mark Sanchez, who looks to break The Steamers 2 game losing streak.  However, I feel due to both Andre Johnson’s bad ankle and Jahvid Best’s turf toe, both of these players are highly over projected.  Look for Percy Harvin to now put up better numbers with Moss in the lineup and Palmer should have a decent day in Tampa.  The Bedwetter’s pull of the upset here in a close one.

Breaston Plants (OPR 1) vs Weiner (OPR 12)

Yahoo Projected: Weiner 115 vs Breaston Plants: 118

The Breaston Plants are now at the top of the UAL and look to hold off last place Weiner.  The Breaston Plants have some injury concerns this week but they should still get the job done nonetheless.

Gentle Turtles (OPR 4) vs Bear Jews (OPR 10)

Yahoo Projected: Gentle Turtles: 116 vs Bear Jews 101

Kevin Kolb looks to be getting the start for the Gentle Turtles this week over Josh Freeman.  The Bear Jews look to ride their super star auto-drafted (and best draft pick), Hakeen Nicks this week.  The Bear Jews’ Fred Jackson should benefit nicely with Lynch now in Seattle.  However, the McFadden injury is costly this week, as Steven Jackson will carry the Gentle Turtles to victory this as he looks to put up big points versus the Lions.

Ricky’s Blunt Force (OPR 5) vs Clever Team Name (OPR 11)

Yahoo Projected: RBF: 120 vs CTN: 116

CTN’s power ranking is 11, however their average rank was 9.8 as the rankings are just really close amongst the 8 to 11 squads. This looks to be the highest scoring game of the week and if CTN wasn’t 1-3 would have been the game of the week.  This game will come down to whether or not crappy QBs (Kolb and Max Hall) can get their star WRs (DJax and Fitz) the rock.  CTN wishes his super talented WR’s could just pass themselves the ball.  RBF will ride Arian Foster into the ground this week as you can expect Foster to make this weeks All-Fantasy Week 5 team. 

  

The Slowskies (OPR 3) vs Karma Wheel (OPR 9)

Yahoo Projected: Slowskies: 103 vs Karma Wheel: 84

The projected points for this match is absolutely pathetic.  Will Karma Wheel put in a defense or will he just get cocky and take down The Slowskies with the bye week Hawks?  Karma Wheel continues to feel the effects of the Brandon Jackson deal, as his gamble doesn’t seem to be paying off.  I like the pickup of David Gettis this week for the Slowskies, and they should win this week in ugly fashion despite being majorly distracted due to popping the big question.  Congrats Wild Slowskies!!!

That’s it for Week 5,

The Commish

UAL Official Power Rankings: Week 5

Hello to everyone out there in fantasy football land.  Some interesting moves in this weeks UAL Official Power Rankings.  The Slowskies remained on top for only one week after their humiliating week 4 loss.  The Breaston Plants vault to the top and receive 5 out of 6 first place votes as the appear to be the team to beat right now.  The Breaston Plants have been working the wire beautifully as they currently own this years' #1 Waiver Wire Wonder in Peyton Hillis, as well as Ryan Torrain, Lance Moore, and now Tate. Good Luck to everyone in Week 5.

Float Em or Flush Em: Week 5 by Turd Ferguson

Float em or flush em will go through each squad to identify an unheralded player who should start for the week or a player that needs to ride the pine.

The Slowskies:
Flush em: Pierre Thomas - Thomas is just coming back from an ankle injury and is playing a Cardinals D that has something to prove after being embarrassed a week prior. Thomas wont immediately return as the Saints workhorse, sharing touches with both Ladell Betts and Chris Ivory.

Drinking a Forte:
Flush em: LeSean McCoy - McCoy has a cracked rib. Such an injury will likely force McCoy out this week, and if he does play, anticipate a hesitant running style and split carries. The Eagles would rather get McCoy healthy for a playoff run rather than risk further injury.

Nevermore:
Float em: Mike Sims-Walker - Sims-Walker finally let it be known that he is pissed about not being targeted more often. Buffalo has one of the worst Ds in the league. If ever there is a time to start Sims-Walker, this would be the week.

Clever Team Name:
Flush em: Kevin Walter - With the injuries to Andre Johnson and Jacoby Jones, you would assume Walter would be a great play. Wrong. Ds are now focusing on Walter and he is not afforded the benefit of single coverage all night. Expect Walter’s stats to dip until the rest of the receiving corps gets healthy.

Karma Wheel:
Float em: Thomas Jones - Jones has been getting his fair share of touches in KC and has historically done well versus the Colts. Jones seems to be the better play over the struggling Brandon Jackson.

Ricky's blunt force:
Float em: Danny Amendola - Amendola is the poor mans Wes Welker. Dude just gets catches. Expect a good week versus the lowly Lions.

The Bedwetters:
Flush em: Malcolm Floyd - Two words: Nnamdi Asomuha. Rivers is very good at targeting the open receiver. Anticipate Rivers looking elsewhere than Floyd wearing the Asomuha blanket.

Weiner:
Float em: Sam Bradford - Risky but potentially great. Bradford has looked good thus far and he is playing a weak Defense this week in the Lions. I would be more confident in this pick if Bradford had someone to throw the ball to.

Gentle Turtles:
Float em: Mark Clayton - Clayton is not a great receiver, but he is the best the Rams have and he has the confidence of his QB. Expect a good number of targets this week.

The Bear Jews:
Float em: Fred Jackson - With Marshwn Lynch gone, the starting spot becomes Jacksons. Jackson handled this role well last year and the Bills have a good chance to keep this game competitive against the Jags. That means they will not be forced to move away from the run game and more carries for Jackson.

Breaston Plants:
Float em: Christopher Wells - Wells made it known he wants more carries. With the Cardinals starting an undrafted rookie QB, expect the balance on offense to shift towards the run game. This is Wells week to blow up. Bench Hillis.

Cleveland Steamers:
Flush em: Andre Johnson - Sticking with that pick from a week ago. Johnson may play this week, but is still hobbled by that ankle injury. Give him an extra week to recover before returning to the starting line-up.

Your favorite floater,

Turd Ferguson

UAL Week 4 Fantasy Football Recap

Bedwetters – 122, Clever Team Name – 81

CTN put up yet another poor week and suffered a bad loss to the Bedwetters.  And the future doesn’t look good with Max Hall throwing to Fitz and Kevin Kolb likely throwing to DJax.  CTN could be out of the playoff hunt by the time Vick returns.  The Bedwetters got back on track here behind big lines from Reggie Wayne (35 pts), Carson Palmer (21 pts), and Dash Williams (17 pts).  I like the Bedwetters a lot going forward.  This is a team with good depth that will provide a stiff test each and every week.  Will they find a way to make the playoffs?  That might come down to whether Pierre Garçon can ever get in on the Colts prolific passing game.

Gentle Turtles – 149, Karma Wheel – 92

Just as I predicted in last week’s recap, the wheels came off for Karma.  With Kolb throwing, or rather not throwing, to Maclin, the Eagles’ speedster notched only 3 fantasy points.  Brandon Jackson continued to look awful, proving that he can be in no way considered a viable RB2.  Meanwhile, the Wheel’s Atlanta guys fell far short of the spectacular performance they would have needed to get their manager a win this week.  On the other side of the ball it was a good day for the Decepticons, as Megatron finally had a week where he put up WR1 numbers (27 pts).  Hall of Fame rusher LT also looked very good gashing a weak Buffalo run D for 155 total yards and two touchdowns.  The defending champs are looking forward to Santonio Holmes’ return next week.

Weiner – 115, Bear Jews – 99

This is why we play the games.  The Bear Jews were supposed to win this one with Weiner’s Romo-to-Austin connection on bye.  Despite 42 fantasy points out of M & M, the Bear Jews live or die week-to-week, based on the performance of the New York football Giants.  And this week they died.  Nicks was solid but Manning and S Smith (NYG) combined for a paltry 11 pts.  The good news is that the Giants get the awful Texans secondary in Week 5.  On the other side of the ball, MoJo finally got things going, rushing for 105 yards and a TD against the Colts.  Also, I want to issue a special welcome to fantasy relevance to rookie QB Sammy Bradford.  He put up 18 fantasy points for Weiner this week and I like him a lot going forward with workhorse back Steven Jackson around to take away some defensive pressure.  

Ricky’s Blunt Force – 143, Nevermore – 104

In a week where Nevermore’s WR2 notches 40+ fantasy points, you would expect them to roll.  Not this week.  In fact, TO nearly outscored the entire rest of Nevermore’s squad.  Their all-star RB tandem of Rice and Johnson were completely shut down, and Mike Sims-Walker put up a goose egg for the second time in four weeks.  Also, it’s not every week that Nevermore has to run up against the Blunt Force.  Ricky’s squad was stellar.  ARod put up 17 fantasy points in a “bad week” while Arian Foster continued to run roughshod over the league, despite sitting the first quarter against Oakland.  There is a lot to like about the depth and high-end talent of the Blunt Force as we move through the bye weeks.

Drinking a Forte – 107, The Slowskies – 47

Wow, the Slowskies were bad in this one.  We won’t lump in Dallas Clark with the rest of that awful squad.  He caught a respectable seven balls for 68 yards and a TD.  But, the Slowskies QB and WR corps COMBINED for only eleven points.  Eleven.  The ever-unreliable Tim Hightower was also very bad as the Chargers thrashed the Cards.  Peterson’s return after the bye week will shore up their RBs, but the Slowskies glaring weakness will continue to be their shoddy receiving corps.  Drinking a Forte luckily owns the one Eagle that benefits from Kolb’s penchant for checking down.  McCoy had 12 receptions for 110 yards on the way to a 27-point fantasy performance.  Joseph Addai also had a good day at RB1 (23 pts).

Breaston Plants – 134, Cleveland Steamers – 108

The Breaston Plants have quietly assembled a very good team.  They are strong at every position and Antonio Gates seems to give them 25+ points every week.  They climbed to 3-1 this week and, as far as I’m concerned, they have the best combination of depth and talent in the UAL.  This one came down to Monday night.  The Breaston Plants carried a two-point lead into the Miami/NE game with Davone Bess and the great Brandon Marshall yet to play.  The Steamers had Brady still to go.  NE got its points in a 41-14 win but it wasn’t by Brady’s (11 pts) hand.  Bess and Marshall, however, put up a combined 34 fantasy points for Miami.  And that was the game, folks.  Here’s hoping the Steamers get healthy so they are never forced to start Blair White or John Kuhn again.

Week 4 All-Fantasy Team

QB: Carson Palmer (371 passing yards, 2 TDs, 21 points)

RB: Arian Foster (131 rushing yards, 3 receptions, 56 receiving yards, 2 TDs, 35 points)

RB: LaDainian Tomlinson (133 rushing yards, 3 receptions, 22 receiving yards, 2TDs, 33 points)

WR: Terrell Owens (10 receptions, 222 yards, 1 TD, 40 points)

WR: Reggie Wayne (15 receptions, 196 yards, 35 points)

WR: Calvin Johnson (6 receptions, 86 yards, 2 TDs, 27 points)

TE: Antonio Gates (7 receptions, 144 yards, 2 TDs, 35 points)

Grant Rice